🔍 GET REEREE RATINGS 🔍

⚠️ WARNING: Results may contain disturbing digestive information! ⚠️

🤔 THE REEREE RATING SYSTEM™ 🤔

Our revolutionary algorithm analyzes restaurant reviews for digestive disasters and assigns a ReeRee Rating from 0-5:

  • 💩 Diarrhea & stomach aches
  • 🤮 Food poisoning & vomiting
  • 😵 Nausea & digestive issues
  • 🚨 Bathroom emergencies & more!

ReeRee Ratings: Higher ratings = More digestive danger!

0 ReeRees = TOTALLY SAFE 🛡️
1-2 ReeRees = PROCEED WITH CAUTION 🟡
2-3 ReeRees = HIGH RISK ZONE 🟠
3-4 ReeRees = DANGER ZONE 🔴
5 ReeRees = DIGESTIVE DISASTER ☠️